robregal:

Real.

h0odrich:

i get butterflies when i think about myself

queensbian:

queensbian:

What was Zeus’s stripper name?

Greece Lightning.

sp00kydarvill:

I don’t even know what to say

clacl:

i bet he sells … quack

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

pandavalkyrie:

First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work

cyberjock:

that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.

userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

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amoyed:

I love this kid

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

anicantskywalker:

sclez:

cykeem white 

He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.

Wait

BRUH"
— WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)