i get butterflies when i think about myself
What was Zeus’s stripper name?
I don’t even know what to say
First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work
that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.
i used to think
if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done
but now, i have seen the light
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.